Even if someone else is having a bad day, telling a witty knock-knock joke or thinking of the best pun is amusing for both of you. Of course, some jokes are funnier, but corny jokes may be underappreciated in the comic circles that circulate among your family, friends, or workplace environment. Even if you are laughing because the comedy makes you a little squirm, some corny jokes make you laugh out. On the event of Joke Day, here are some lame and funny jokes for you.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
His parents were in a jam.
What kind of jewellery do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold.
Why couldn't the sailor learn his alphabet?
He kept getting lost at C.
Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web.
What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
A father-in-law.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
How do you make a water bed bouncier?
Add spring water.
Why should you always knock on a refrigerator door before opening it?
In case there's a salad dressing.
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
All the fans left.
Why was the robot so tired after his road trip?
He had a hard drive.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
It's pointless.
How is the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead-lifting.
